Don't Vote: It Just Encourages the Bastards by P. J. O'Rourke

By P. J. O'Rourke

Best-selling stand-up comedian P.J. O'Rourke is again together with his most up-to-date political masterpiece, DON'T VOTE - It simply Encourages the Bastards. utilizing his signature wit and willing observational talents, O'Rourke displays on his 40 yr occupation as a political commentator, spanning his addled hippie adolescence to his present kingdom of right-wing grouch adulthood. Proclaiming his political stance as to the precise of Rush Limbaugh, O'Rourke explores principles starting from why american citizens love freedom and the founding fathers' certain viewpoint at the pursuit of happiness to the fashionable program of the invoice of Rights, a strange record of which americans are inordinately proud, that promises their rights to Twitter, kvetch, and forestall the Pentagon from sending Marines to sleep on fold-out couches. faraway from the common highschool textbook's survey of usa historical past, DON'T VOTE takes a hysterically sharp examine one of the most vital matters americans face at the present time.

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